If you can’t get laid at a Renaissance Faire, than you can’t get laid at all!

You're probably curious to know what the hell i'm talking about here, but I kid you not.. the title tells it all. This past Sunday I journeyed to the Great Lakes Medieval Faire for the third year in a row. I swear that once you go, you get hooked and can't help but go back. If you're an odd person then this is definietly one place where you'll feel completely normal. It's also the one place where you'll get hit on. The people who work there are obsessed with sex and most often find good ways to flirt with you and strike up conversations in 'ye olde tounge'. I promise you, aside from the raunchiness, it's a blast!! There's many shows to see as well as dancing with Lady Ophelia (great way to flirt with a worker!) or even watching Axel the Sot's R-rated show. Infact, that's mainly why i'm blogging this is because of how damn hilarious he was! He told many jokes about orgies and such but it's his songs that made the show worth-while. So without further adeiu, here's two of his best songs that I garentee you'll be singing later on!

(WARNING: I kid you not, this is R-rated. If you get offended easily, then I suggest you leave my page now.)

Dickie Di Do

The Ball of Balinore

I hope you enjoyed those videos as much as I did. Well anyways, the Great Lakes Medieval faire is every weekend through August sometime and it's $22 to get in. "That's a lot of money," you might think. But I assure you, the expirence is worth every dollar! You'll enjoy your time immensely! For more information, visit the site: http://www.medievalfaire.com/index.htm . Well, the songs are all I really wanted to share with you so i'm out of here.

-Most Honorable One!